Strong Comic Strips

Candle of Love

Few people come into our lives

and make everything shine,

but you're one of those

rare and splendid jewels

who makes the whole world bright.

When I was sad, you made me smile.

When I was alone and blue,

you were there for me,

and you made me feel strong enough

to accomplish anything.

Because I appreciate

the many things you do,

more than words could say,

I'm sending you the Candle of Love,

and hoping you receivemany blessings from above.

WHAT WENT WRONG

I'm here in my room alone

Thinking of you and what went wrong.

I have given everything you ever wanted,

I've gave you the attentions you needed.

What went wrong?

When all I did was love you...

What went wrong?

When I followed the every word you have told.

Did you come just to hurt me?

From the beginning,

I have felt how much you have loved me..

Then all of a sudden you've changed

And told me to forget you then.

What went wrong?

When I keep on understanding your lies

Just to make all things work

But still not enough you complies.

Many questions unanswered

And many answers untold.

I don't know what'ed I do,

For you to tell me to forget you.

MAN LAWS

MAN LAWS

We always hear "the rules" from the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side....

These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" On Purpose!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need

it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do

not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is

what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere in a hurry, absolutely anything you wear is fine. REALLY!

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!

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